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Funny Story

Friend: These don’t work.

Me: Umm ok. Why you say that?

Friend: Remember I was telling you about that guy?

Me: Umm which one?

Friend: The guy who came while I was jerking him off while he was sucking on my titties.

Me: Yeah yeah..what about him?

Friend: He asked me for “love”.

Me: ‘Scuse me, what is love?

Friend: Sex.


Friend: Not funny but anyway, against my better judgment, I had sex with him.

Me:☕Go on.

Friend: By the time I put my pocketbook down and take off my jacket, he was naked and already hard. I get undressed and make my way to the bed. I put the condom on him since he was adamant about it. I tell him to lay down and let me get on top.🤦🏽‍♀️

Me: Why the face what happened?

Friend: As he’s sucking on one nipple, he’s fine tuning the other. As I’m on top he’s moving in a circular motion. I tell him to stop and go in and out. Girl, I can feel he’s done yet he feels that he should make an announcement.🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️That lasted all of a minute maybe a minute and a half. Ok Ima give him 2mins.

Me: Well🤷🏽‍♀️ was his dick big at least?

Friend: No cause,the condom could have still been rolled down a little more if that makes sense.

Me:Would you

Friend: No I only did this time cause I was horny.

Me: Mmmkay. Well 🤷🏽‍♀️ I got nothing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Friend: Me too.

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